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107 lines
4.6 KiB
DIALOGUE = {
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"CentralCorridor_enter": """
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The Gothons of Planet Percal #25 have invaded your ship and
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destroyed your entire crew. You are the last surviving
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member and your last mission is to get the neutron destruct
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bomb from the Weapons Armory, put it in the bridge, and blow
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the ship up after getting into an escape pod.
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You're running down the central corridor to the Weapons
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Armory when a Gothon jumps out, red scaly skin, dark grimy
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teeth, and evil clown costume flowing around his hate filled
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body. He's blocking the door to the Armory and about to
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pull a weapon to blast you.
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""",
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"CentralCorridor_shoot": """
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Quick on the draw you yank out your blaster and fire it at
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the Gothon. His clown costume is flowing and moving around
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his body, which throws off your aim. Your laser hits his
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costume but misses him entirely. This completely ruins his
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brand new costume his mother bought him, which makes him fly
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into an insane rage and blast you repeatedly in the face
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until you are dead. Then he eats you.
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""",
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"CentralCorridor_dodge": """
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Like a world class boxer you dodge, weave, slip and slide
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right as the Gothon's blaster cranks a laser past your head.
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In the middle of your artful dodge your foot slips and you
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bang your head on the metal wall and pass out. You wake up
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shortly after only to die as the Gothon stomps on your head
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and eats you.
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""",
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"CentralCorridor_joke": """
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Lucky for you they made you learn Gothon insults in the
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academy. You tell the one Gothon joke you know: Lbhe zbgure
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vf fb sng, jura fur fvgf nebhaq gur ubhfr, fur fvgf nebhaq
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gur ubhfr. The Gothon stops, tries not to laugh, then busts
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out laughing and can't move. While he's laughing you run up
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and shoot him square in the head putting him down, then jump
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through the Weapon Armory door.
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""",
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"LaserWeaponArmory_enter": """
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You do a dive roll into the Weapon Armory, crouch and scan
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the room for more Gothons that might be hiding. It's dead
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quiet, too quiet. You stand up and run to the far side of
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the room and find the neutron bomb in its container.
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There's a keypad lock on the box and you need the code to
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get the bomb out. If you get the code wrong 10 times then
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the lock closes forever and you can't get the bomb. The
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code is 3 digits.
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""",
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"LaserWeaponArmory_guess": """
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The container clicks open and the seal breaks, letting gas
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out. You grab the neutron bomb and run as fast as you can
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to the bridge where you must place it in the right spot.
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""",
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"LaserWeaponArmory_fail": """
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The lock buzzes one last time and then you hear a sickening
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melting sound as the mechanism is fused together. You
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decide to sit there, and finally the Gothons blow up the
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ship from their ship and you die.
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""",
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"TheBridge_enter": """
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You burst onto the Bridge with the netron destruct bomb
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under your arm and surprise 5 Gothons who are trying to take
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control of the ship. Each of them has an even uglier clown
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costume than the last. They haven't pulled their weapons
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out yet, as they see the active bomb under your arm and
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don't want to set it off.
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""",
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"TheBridge_throw_bomb": """
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In a panic you throw the bomb at the group of Gothons and
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make a leap for the door. Right as you drop it a Gothon
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shoots you right in the back killing you. As you die you
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see another Gothon frantically try to disarm the bomb. You
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die knowing they will probably blow up when it goes off.
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""",
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"TheBridge_place_bomb": """
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You point your blaster at the bomb under your arm and the
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Gothons put their hands up and start to sweat. You inch
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backward to the door, open it, and then carefully place the
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bomb on the floor, pointing your blaster at it. You then
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jump back through the door, punch the close button and blast
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the lock so the Gothons can't get out. Now that the bomb is
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placed you run to the escape pod to get off this tin can.
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""",
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"EscapePod_enter":"""
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You rush through the ship desperately trying to make it to
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the escape pod before the whole ship explodes. It seems
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like hardly any Gothons are on the ship, so your run is
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clear of interference. You get to the chamber with the
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escape pods, and now need to pick one to take. Some of them
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could be damaged but you don't have time to look. There's 5
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pods, which one do you take?
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""",
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"EscapePod_death":"""
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You jump into pod {guess} and hit the eject button. The pod
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escapes out into the void of space, then implodes as the
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hull ruptures, crushing your body into jam jelly.
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""",
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"EscapePod_escape":"""
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You jump into pod {guess} and hit the eject button. The pod
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easily slides out into space heading to the planet below.
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As it flies to the planet, you look back and see your ship
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implode then explode like a bright star, taking out the
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Gothon ship at the same time. You won!
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""",
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}
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